It's the Easter holidays, the neighbour has nurtured an acrid bonfire all day, and the kids are happily playing in the Sun until the pubs open. So, to celebrate, here's a special Springtime competition: see if you can count the number of cherries on Katie Larmour's dress. Partial cherries count, the judge's decision is final, and the winner receives a special gold star.
Nope.
ReplyDeleteTwo.
ReplyDeleteNope.
ReplyDeleteThat wasn't my real guess, Gordon. Eh, let me see, how about 120. No, 118.
ReplyDeleteGetting warmer.
ReplyDelete161.99998134. Or thereabouts.
ReplyDelete161.9999911832. Or thereabouts.
ReplyDeleteJust bleedin tell us, ye swine. I can't count that high.
ReplyDeleteAlright. I make it 193.
ReplyDelete11 is Sumerian for 193.
ReplyDeleteSorry, I've just had a quick recount, and it was actually 192.
ReplyDeleteThe Sumerians had no equivalent for 192.
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