Peter and Christopher

Peter Hitchens and Christopher Hitchens appeared together on Question Time this week, and most entertaining they were. Like a type of posh Ant and Dec, in fact. You can tell how posh someone is by the degree of upper-lip movement when they speak. And when cotton-wool falls upon a feather-bed a mile away, it deflects the human eardrum by a greater degree than the Hitchens upper-lip movement.