Saturday, January 26, 2008

Mmmmm,...purple!

The best Quality Streets are undoubtedly the purple ones. Shaped rather like drumlins, those obscure geomorphological landforms of dubious existential status, biting into one accesses a region of the multi-dimensional gustatory-experience space spanned by the chocolate, caramel and walnut taste vectors. If Quality Streets were musical instruments, then the purple ones would be the French Horn: rarely lauded, but quite exquisite.

3 comments:

  1. But remember the first law of gustatory dining: the greatness of the taste is in direct inverse proportion to the nutritious value of the food. It is nature's own natural revenge!

    Detriment loiters...

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  2. Anonymous7:54 pm

    Roger that. Purple was an imperial colour once, and by God it still is.

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  3. Anonymous10:20 pm

    Did you know that you can buy these purple beauties separately - marketed as 'The Big Purple One'.
    http://www.handycandy.co.uk/quality-street-purple-p-461.html
    It seems that you are not the only person who thinks that they are the greatest in the Quality Street arsenal. I quite like the long thin caramel ones myself with the purple ones coming a close second.
    Truly Scrumptious!

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